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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) • Pre-shrunk fabric • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
SIZE GUIDE
Body measurements (inches)
Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2″ (5 cm).
| Size | Length | Chest |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 31–34 |
| S | 28 | 34–37 |
| M | 29 | 38–41 |
| L | 30 | 42–45 |
| XL | 31 | 46–49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50–53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54–57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 58–61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 62–65 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Chest Measure yourself around the fullest part of your chest. Keep the tape measure horizontal.
Garment measurements (inches)
Measurements are provided by our suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27 | 16.5 |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 |
| 5XL | 35 | 32 |
A Length Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt. B Width Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.
HOTFIX 003 // ARCHIVED
GHOSTWRITER.EXE
Machine-written alibi. Human-operated dance floor.
A confession in all caps, with the suspect holding the pen. This black tee pairs oversized white “AI WROTE THIS SHIRT” lettering with a white line-art robotic hand. FREQSTACK HOTFIX 003 puts the authorship argument on your chest so you can get back to the set. $26 for 24 hours; $34 in the Archive forever.
// THE STORY
The machine wanted a byline. We gave it the whole chest. HOTFIX 003 stacks “AI WROTE THIS SHIRT” in blunt white type over a robotic hand gripping a pen—because apparently the future still borrows your stationery. Black background. No subtle mode. Just a ghostwriter leaving fingerprints it doesn't have. Consider it an authorship dispute for the smoking area at 3 a.m. The bot can take credit for the sentence; it can't take your place in the crowd. Patch notes: outsource the words, keep the bad decisions local. Live for 24 hours at $26, then parked in the Archive at $34 forever.
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